This isn’t funny

Whoever designed these tits is sick. Trust me. Sexual deformities are no laughing matter, particularly when you discover them the hard way.

Imagine you’re single. You just met this hot chick at a bar, an AA meeting or online with a kickass personality, rockin’ sense of humor and the face (and body of) of a plastic doll. After chatting her up, working your magic and paying for her drinks all night, you ultimately get her back to your place. This girl is way cool. Long-term relationship cool. Sloppy kissing occurs, heavy petting begins, and you’re well on your way to second base. The brassiere comes off.

She has Mickey Mouse tits.

Can you imagine your response?

~ by zactopia on February 28, 2010.

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