Why you should cut back on rutabagas
A tender, heartfelt thank you to the basement-dwelling, fart-sniffing underachiever who took the time to investigate and assemble—quite handsomely, I would add—this infographic. Very, very helpful.
There are some damn good facts here… even if it was quite likely inspired by a Hot Carl that didn’t pan out.
(for easier reading, click to open in a new window then enlarge)
After perusing, I’m thoroughly convinced that I swallow too much air (what happens when you swallow your prey—I mean, meals—whole). Why? Because my farts are like trumpet loud, but they smell just like cake. And bland cake at that. (You’re probably thinking “tmi,” right? Well, get used to being wrong, kiddo. Everybody farts, and everybody who reads this diagram is thinking right now about what their farts are like. And because I’m the one writing here, I’m the one giving a voice to those thoughts. Not to mention, my farts probably smell better than yours [well, less bad]. Try dealing with that instead.)