They specialize in fixing your floppy disk
I think this is the Asian brothel where Michaels go when their hard drives aren’t working very well (only they spelled “bimbos” wrong, and there should be a question mark after Michaelsoft).
That, or it’s the McDowell’s of Japan. Whatever Michaelsoft may be, it’s one impressively uninspired knockoff.
For your comparing convenience…
by dint of 9gag