This ought to help child obesity rates

So this is really real. And that makes it really, really frightening.

Other than that, it’s an instant classic.

First there’s the announcer. This guy can sell anything after an 8-ball of cocaine. He sounds like a ringmaster at a cupcake circus, only he rhymes.

Then there’s the cupcake itself. Can you say hyperglycemia, kids?

Lastly, we have the little girl licking her lips at the 55-second mark. They must’ve done like 70 takes to get it just right—to actually make an excited, cute kid look like a creepy, jonesing fiend.

This is demented gold here.

~ by zactopia on March 24, 2010.

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