You too can have a cleavage dickey
That’s right, I said cleavage dickey.
Ladies (and men with pronounced gynecomastia and a penchant for V-necks), now you can adjust your sluttishness for the occasion. But you better remove that facade of modesty on nights you’re planning on scoring (or at least getting to second base), lest your mortification be just and deserved.
by dint of the Egotist