Beware of lobe-lockers

Thought this little nugget was worth a kneeslap or three. Though I have several friends (whom I pay, of course) who’ve gotten their ear lobes gauged with flesh tunnels, I’m just not a fan.

Gauging body parts is a sacred tribal rite, not some hipster fad. It should remain as such. What’s the next trend, lip plates?

Or perhaps neck rings like this langhals-frau (which don’t really stretch the neck, but rather deform the collarbone and ribs to give the illusory appearance of neck elongation)?


If you need me, I’ll be down at the hardware store stocking up on padlocks.


~ by zactopia on June 17, 2010.

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