Amplify your G-spot
Got a spare mannequin lying around that you’re not cross-dressing? Well then, why not fashion a stereo out of it like Bob Turek did? That way, you can fiddle with the mannequin’s privates without feeling like an agalmatophiliac.
Part of Bobby’s object remix series, and frankly the sexiest stereo I’ve seen in some time. Though I reckon it’d be a tad embarrassing if you short-circuited the speakers with your tongue. Especially if your parents were watching.