Stop running into the door so we can sleep
Impressively heartless note from an exceedingly narcissistic neighbor (not mine, to be sure).
I mean, that black eye you’ve got kinda blows, but what about the dark circles under MY eyes?
Everyone knows domestic violence is just fine between 10am and 6pm, but 2am? That is so inconsiderate. If you can’t follow proper spousal abuse protocol, please gag your wife before beating her senseless. Jeez!
by dint of passiveaggressivenotes