Blame Disney for your daughter’s self-esteem problems
Beyond the overtly phallic-shaped “castle” smack dab in the middle of the original cover artwork…
…Disney’s The Little Mermaid is just a darling film for kids and adults alike, with endearing characters, a righteous plot and a lovely message, right? How about WRONG, sucka?
Thanks to The Second City, a long-standing improvisational comedy troupe out of Chicago (with branches in Toronto and LA) with a ridonkulous legacy of now-famous funny people, Disney’s sordid underbelly has been exposed for all to brood over. See?
ALSO VERY FASCINATING: You should know this isn’t the first time Disney has propagandized questionable morals under the guise of entertainment. Remember the whole tragic lemmings fiasco? If not, put down your heavy machinery and read THIS ENTRY without delay. You shan’t be disappointed.