Why Americans abhor advertising

Because of dreck like this new Snuggie commercial.

Beyond the hideous lack of an idea and spleen-rupturing soundtrack in this spot, the scenarios chosen for these mummified, glorified extras are just godawful—and cruel to boot. I mean, what kind of parents go to their kid’s little league game wearing Snuggies? In 37 states, that’s a form of child abuse. Your son or daughter’s social life and chance of getting laid in high school should not suffer because you’re a loser schmuck.

Normally I’m a peaceful warrior, but this spot makes me want to punch everyone at Blue Moon Studios—the place that produced this shit sandwich and should forthwith be burned to the ground—in the back of the head.

Just sayin’.

~ by zactopia on August 23, 2010.

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