America is now dumber
After signing controversial and fascist Arizona Senate Bill 1070, which requires all non-caucasians “reasonably” suspected of being illegal aliens to carry registration papers on them at all times, into law four months ago—and thereby becoming the geriatric pin-up girl for right-wing xenophobes across America, you’d think current Arizona Governor Jan Brewer might take the reins and run with her despicable momentum. You’d be dead wrong, though.
Here’s a clip of Gov. Brewer’s opening remarks from last night’s gubernatorial debate. Just look at the panache and savvy she displays:
I’m no politician, but it seems like maybe she should have practiced her opening in the mirror beforehand, rather than depend on that dyed blonde steel trap of a brain of hers to wing it. Just a thought.
What would have made this the single greatest moment in political history is if the moderator dude responded with this quote from Billy Madison:
Don’t know about you, but I smell a Palin-Brewer 2012 ticket.