Holy shit-for-brains

I pray with all that I hold dear that Christine O’Donnell does not get elected to the position of Cub Scout den mother, let alone US Senator of Delaware. I mean, any self-respecting woman who considers masturbation to be adultery just doesn’t live in the same world the rest of us do.

I would, however, like to keep her around for entertainment’s sake. O’Donnell seems nicer (except she has a serious inability to stop talking), less dangerous and less hellbent on annihilating the natural world than Palin. Who knows, maybe they’ll create the position of Senate Court Jester—in which case O’Donnell would be perfect. Here’s the latest neuron misfire to surface:

My advice:  Next time you see a mouse, do NOT challenge it to a spelling contest—unless you’re ready to be humiliated by a rodent. Those fuckers can spell.


~ by zactopia on September 23, 2010.

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