Who knew the most egomaniacal diva of them all was a hand jockey? Not this guy.
If you have some semblance of a soul and desperately want to feel less weird than you are, watch this interview with world famous hand supermodel Ellen Sirot forthwith. Her stroking abilities are unparalleled.
Mad props to my archenemy Andy for mining this gem amidst the dreck that is most of the internet—or at least being forwarded it by someone with a clever eye for freaks.