Christmas is crap
Nothing rings in the holiday cheer like a 30-foot elf defecating in a mall.
(is it just me, or is there something awfully blumpkinesque about this angle?)
In the elf’s defense, he does look rather merry and relieved to bequeath said presents to the passers-by and mallrats in Maremagnum shopping mall in Barcelona, Spain (who, by the looks of its website, is positively gushing over its colossal deuce-dropping elf).
Oddly enough, such a festive decoration is not uncommon in some parts of the world, where it’s called a Caganer.
And in a way, I feel validated. Those mall police were dead wrong to arrest me for taking a dump on Santa’s lap last year.