Breaking news: Iraq is now Egypt
At least, that’s how Fox News reports it.
See, the average American wouldn’t know that Egypt is in Africa and Iraq is in Asia; in fact, that’s one of the reasons we watch the news—to show us where these places are.
When you think about it, though, I guess this strategy is consonant with Fox’s crusade to keep Americans ignorant.
I mean, if it were up to them, the whole Middle East would be known as Browntown. After all, you’ve seen one towel-headed Moslem like Obama, you’ve seen them all. Right, Fox?
by dint of buzzfeed