Frivolous is okay if it’s organic, right?
Ahh, Boulder, Colorado. You so silly. Can’t tell if “artisan” is meant to be funny or pretentious. Perhaps funtentious?
Snagging shelf placement, however, next to the coveted “Gluten Free Burrito” is indeed a sweet plum. And more than that, could prove to be a marketing master stroke in a city with a thriving hammock district.