Suck it, Trumpelstiltskin
Personally, I think this whole hullabaloo over Osama bin Laden’s demise is way overblown. He’s a symbolic figure and little else. But if it unites the country, even temporarily dissipates political gridlock and makes Rush Limbaugh lavish such inconceivable praise upon our commander in chief as, “Thank God for President Obama,” then fuck yeah.
Dank u Zach Canfield for allowing me to purloin this from your Facebook page.