Documented this chilling scene at the Kunde Estate Winery in Sonoma, CA.
The only way this might be, if not socially acceptable, then at least morally acceptable, would be if this were actually Tom Brady’s car. Which it’s certainly not. Tom Terrific would never be seen in public driving a Z3—which, let’s be honest, is BMW’s answer to the Miata and its fortysomething gay male target market.
I wouldn’t be surprised, however, if Mr. Brady were chloroformed and hogtied in the trunk.
That being said, I have no doubt these adornments are only the tip of the foreskin regarding this lunatic’s New England Patriots dedication—and the demons he battles daily.
Upshot: This is deeply disturbing.