Too far

Documented this chilling scene at the Kunde Estate Winery in Sonoma, CA.

The only way this might be, if not socially acceptable, then at least morally acceptable, would be if this were actually Tom Brady’s car. Which it’s certainly not. Tom Terrific would never be seen in public driving a Z3—which, let’s be honest, is BMW’s answer to the Miata and its fortysomething gay male target market.

I wouldn’t be surprised, however, if Mr. Brady were chloroformed and hogtied in the trunk.

That being said, I have no doubt these adornments are only the tip of the foreskin regarding this lunatic’s New England Patriots dedication—and the demons he battles daily.

(indeed excessive, but not yet madness…until we take two paces forward)

(the extra Pats logo magnet on top of the original magnet is what makes it classy, see)

(with Brady strapped over your chest, you’ll never feel safer)

(seems almost prosaic compared with the rest of it, eh?)

Upshot:  This is deeply disturbing.

~ by zactopia on August 17, 2011.

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