Sissy is the new manly

Who needs a Harley to compensate for man-boobs (technically called gynecomastia) when you’ve got a Ford Focus?

Check out this badass specimen of machismo I saw on my way into work today.

To answer your question, no, the vehicle is not modified or souped up in any way. See the butch back?

Maybe if your other car is an Adobe**, the Bad Boys Drive Bad Toys claim might apply.

Other than that, you’re just living a lie, dude.

(** I tried like the dickens to find the video of Phil Hartman’s brilliant SNL sketch to show you, to no avail. Al Gore’s web seems shamefully bereft of this comedic treasure. Until one is found, please settle for the brilliant script and this low-res video still.)


~ by zactopia on September 1, 2011.

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