Reality hits you hard, bro
Yes, I’m a few hours late to this party. But we here at Zactopia (well, me and my unicorn pals) do not lust to be the first on the cyber-scene and post cutting-edge content before anyone else. There are plenty of sites in the world wide information avalanche devoted to that end, and who are far better at doing it than me.
Rather, I choose to post what amuses and amazes me, and should therefore amuse and amaze you (that is, if you have a soul). If you want to judge me by my punctuality, please leave—lest you be escorted from the premises. If you want to be entertained, engaged and occasionally enlightened, by all means stay on this channel.
You’ve made the right choice. Thank you.
So this here’s the greatest eyewitness account of a car crash ever recorded. Not to mention, that poor man’s Panama Jack hat rules.