Where custodians go to party

Think an ice luge will get you blotto? Try a mop bucket. Because nothing quite says “I’m here to rage” like chasing a Jäger shot with industrial-strength floor cleaner.

Make no mistake, friendo, janitorial shindigs are fucking retarded. Like huffing-urinal-cakes-until-you-shit-your-pants retarded. And the shop below knows it.

Then there’s the sexual deviance. My god. Get invited to a janitor’s ball, and you will never look at a push broom the same way again.

I mean, can you imagine the key parties that go down with these?

The possibilities are too frightful to imagine.


~ by zactopia on February 14, 2012.

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