Cereal killer

Hate to racially profile here, but if I were security and some manic, hallucinatory, tiger-like creature matching Tony’s description walked in on two legs with a prehensile thumbs-up, a red neckerchief and a tendency to slur his Rs, I would probably pop a cap in his toothless mug without hesitation—identification badge or not.

Okay, maybe I’d just taser that freak, but the one thing I definitely would not do is let him through security.

Either way, pretty sure the stand-your-ground law applies to cartoon characters.


~ by zactopia on December 23, 2015.

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